There really isn't a set title for this (First Story of the Horrible Trilogy)

(Note: The white font is the friend that I wrote the original story with while the gray font is your dedicated punisher, me. Also, another side note is that the original grammar in this story was horrible and I edited so it sucks a little bit less. Keep in mind that sometimes the grammar sucks on purpose because we, the writers, are teenagers and that's how we roll.)

Once upon a time there was a cat named Jim. He was owned by a man named Jimothy. Last week, Jim and Jimothy went to the mall. While they were in the bathroom, Jim stabbed Jimothy in the face with a spoon. Then, a hamster ran into the bathroom. Her name was Bella. Bella tried to stop Jimothy from dying but it was too late. He was dead. Then Jim ate Bella. “Yum” Said Jim. “I love being a jerk cat.” Then, Jim went to the pet store, he was thinking about buying a kitten. When the clerk wasn’t looking, Jim broke the glass to the kitten cage with a spoon. He then ate five of the kittens that were in the cage, the 5th one asked “Can I be a jerk cat with you?” Jim said “No.” and then he ate him. The 6th kitten in the cage was hiding in the corner and crying. “You can be a jerk cat with me.” Said Jim. “Your name shall be Matt because Matt is a jerk name.” But Jim had lied and ate Matt anyways.